Our
team watch
We won this
...sort of.
eclecto Officers
Highest
High Priestess and
Most Revered
Amazon Woman Molly
Celestial Bureaucrat and Guardian of E-treasure Fran
Medicine
Woman and Keeper of the
Malted
Milk Balls nominations are being accepted now! Candidate must have
administrative experience
and be a close personal friend of at least one team e member...
Wearer of the Ancient
Royal Mantle of the Maniacs
Mary Felice
Web
Goddess Kim
The story of team e...
team eclectomania was founded in 1997 a few minutes
before the start of the now-defunct Lawrence Memorial
Hospital Triathlon. Team members Fran, Kim, and
Mary Felice blazed their way to second place in the
women's short course, team division . . . and the rest
is history. Over the next several years, team eclectomania
won trophies, medals, a hand-carved wooden fish, and
no small amount of noteriety all over eastern Kansas and
western Missouri, with various maniacs finishing first,
second, third, and sometimes last in their various age
group events. The team's website, which chronicled
the not just the thrill of victory, but the agony of
de feet, became famous all over the multisport globe
and was rated number one in the world by then-powerful
search engine/infosite Lycos. But like that of Lycos,
the team's glory would fade away. One by one, maniacs
moved away, got fat, or generally lost interest, and the
team, not to mention its website, all but disappeared...1
But in 2008, we're back! The website has been
reconstructed from archives at the Wayback Machine,
and team members are crawling out of the woodwork to
tell their stories of miles walked, biked, swum, or paddled, new frontiers demarked, and new personal worsts established. So read on...as we like to say:
our sponsors: once upon a time, Gu (yes, really) was our sponsor! But today...
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of
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or something.
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Injured/disabled
roster
...'nuff
said. Toenails optional.
